Friend of mine comes up to the bar. Really happy for him. His wife’s pregnant, they’re going to be great parents.
I say, how’s the wife doing?
He says, really good.
I ask, is she showing yet?
He says, oh yeah. She’s three months pregnant!
I say, how you like dem pregnant boobies?
He says, they’re huge! But I can’t touch ’em. Too sensitive.
I say, I know, right?
He says, but they’re so big, they need their own Nip Code!