Three Months Pregnant

Friend of mine comes up to the bar. Really happy for him. His wife’s pregnant, they’re going to be great parents. 

I say, how’s the wife doing?  

He says, really good. 

I ask, is she showing yet?

He says, oh yeah. She’s three months pregnant!

I say, how you like dem pregnant boobies?

He says, they’re huge!  But I can’t touch ’em. Too sensitive. 

I say, I know, right?

He says, but they’re so big, they need their own Nip Code!

-Clint Curtis

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