A Tito’s And Soda

Girl comes up to the bar, blond, cute, says, can I get a vodka soda water, with Tito’s?

I say, why don’t you just say, can I get a Tito’s and soda? 

She looks perplexed, then says, yeah. Ok. A Tito’s and soda, please. 

-Clint Curtis

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