DON’T MAKE A HABIT OF IT

I heard a phrase tonight at the bar that just slayed me.  It’s, just don’t make a habit of it.  So hilarious.  Oh, I shouldn’t make a habit of it?  It’s like, oh you’re being so cool right now, you’re going to let me off the hook THIS TIME, you’re not going to hold it against me, as long as I DON’T MAKE A HABIT OF IT.  Oh, you’re so cool, thank you so much for letting me get by this time, because you know, now that you said it, and it’s come to my attention, what I just did, I won’t do it again.  Because if I do it again, and again and again, it might, oh wait, BECOME A HABIT.  Then it will definitely BE BAD.  I know, I know, it’s ok just now, it’s NO BIG DEAL, you’re being really cool about it, I mean, you’re showing me how cool you’re being by telling me that I can get away with it this time, as long as I don’t make a habit of it.

It’s one of those dumb things adults say, isn’t it?  I think whenever I’ve said it it’s been tongue and cheek.  I think I’ve used it on the wife.  Ok, it’s fine you left the visor down in the car, no big deal, just please,

DON’T MAKE A HABIT OF IT.

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