I’m working the hotel bar, three ladies walk up. What’s up, ladies? How we doing? Good, good. They order. Blond says, I’d like a margarita. No salt. I say, we have a specialty margarita on the menu. It’s called THE GRAND MARGARITA. It’s really good. She thinks for a second, then says, what’s in it? I say, oh, let’s see…there’s Patrón, and Grand –
She cuts me off dramatically.
Says, STOP RIGHT THERE. I’ve heard enough. You had me at Patrón.
I’ll take it.