You Had Me At Patrón

I’m working the hotel bar, three ladies walk up. What’s up, ladies?  How we doing?  Good, good. They order. Blond says, I’d like a margarita. No salt. I say, we have a specialty margarita on the menu. It’s called THE GRAND MARGARITA. It’s really good. She thinks for a second, then says, what’s in it?  I say, oh, let’s see…there’s Patrón, and Grand –

She cuts me off dramatically. 

Says, STOP RIGHT THERE. I’ve heard enough. You had me at Patrón.

I’ll take it.

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