I’ve always wondered at the phenomenon behind why women keep their cell phones in their back pocket. What if you forget about it, and sit down on a hard surface? Crack. There goes the cell phone, gotta hit up the mall, at one of those kiosks.
That’s a weird word. Kiosk. Sounds Native American.
That reminds me. Never make eye-contact with people at a mall kiosk. They’ll sucker you in with a beckoning smile, and there goes spending $500 on some skin cream.
I’m mean, digress.
So yeah, ladies with their cell phones in their back pockets. What’s up with that? Ah…but then I had an enlightening conversation with the opposite sex, and she informed me that women’s pants usually have no front pocket. What? No front pockets, you say? Why is that?
And then the answer becomes clear. If you don’t have front pockets, where do you put your cell phone? Well…in your back pocket. Duh.
These designers of women’s clotherie need to get together, and figure out how to make these front pockets happen for the ladies. Maybe they just haven’t figured it out yet. I know those guys have those front pockets, why can’t we! It’s SEXUAL DISCRIMINATION. I mean, they said we’ve come a long way, baby. We get to vote. We get to work jobs. But where’s OUR front pockets?!?
I mean, it can’t be that difficult, can it? Make the pants, then put the pockets on it. Think of all the cell phone screens those front pockets will save. They won’t have to make all those trips
TO THE KIOSKS!!!!